Press Conference: The OS Depth Chart
After much speculation I’m happy to say that I’ve arrived at this season’s operating system depth chart. Controversy has been swirling and there have been quite a few rumors circulating so I’m hoping to put those to rest today.
First, I have some rather unpleasant news to get out of the way. As you all know there have been repeated disciplinary issues with Windows Vista. An inability to consistently connect to wireless networks, difficulties with formerly compatible software, and repeated tardiness in boot up times…you’ve all been talking about these things. I regret to inform you that Windows Vista has been permanently dismissed from the team for gross misconduct. We’re all disappointed, especially given the anticipation surrounding this operating system.
With that out of the way, I’m happy to say that I’ve elected to give the starting nod to the operating system that has proven itself successful in past seasons, Windows XP. XP has matured into a reliable OS that does what I need it do, makes good decisions, and has all but eliminated the BSOD fumbles of prior seasons. We’re looking forward to continuing successful operation into the next few seasons with Windows XP at the helm.
I know there were hopes that Ubuntu Feisty Fawn would be given the starting nod. Feisty did great work with the opportunity it was given and exceeded our expectations. However, Ubuntu still needs at least another season of development before it will be starting material. There are some weaknesses to be resolved such as poor wireless handling, but the improvement we’ve seen has been incredibly encouraging. Expect to see Ubuntu via VMWare during situations when things are in hand and the opportunity to build experience presents itself. Our hope is that Ubuntu will be ready to take the starting snap when XP steps into retirement.
That’s all for now. Thanks and we look forward to a successful season.